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hershel_layton said:

I realize the gorilla is an unfortunate mistake. Know what's irritating? The mother.

 

Listen, my mother let me run around like a maniac many times. However, if you manage to let your child to reach a gorilla pit, then you know something's wrong. i've done babysitting for long periods of time. I'm not dumb enough to let a kid get away for that long.

 

I also hate her post-incident update. "uhh, thank Jesus, hardeeheheheh". Stfu. Thank the people who saved your son as well.

"Mommy, can I take a look at those animals over there?"

"Yes, Timmy, but be careful and be back in a minute!"

"Don't worry, mom, I'm a big boy now!" Walks over, mother looks away for ten seconds... "Wow, look at that gorilla over there!" Falls.

 

And yeah, the Lordy Lordy sh*t is ridiculous, but hey, let Christians keep christianing in peace...