My girlfriend says I don't get anymore hanky panky unless we get married

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spurgeonryan said:

SWORDF1SH said:
Spankwire and kleenex

Barf! Lol, that disgusted me. I am driving, you want me to crash?

Umm, how are you reading this and driving?? I mean that alone is raising your chances of crashing regardless of what it is you are reading