Things robots don't do/have: Attitude, norovirus, iPhone, twitter length attention span, Hep C, the 'runs', a hangover, a runny nose, a need to steal, a false SS#, a dirty uniform, an appetite, shedding skin/hair, a bus pass, a 'faulty' alarm clock, no babysitter, a special event every Sat, night, allergies, a sick puppy, a flat tire, bad alternator, 'beef' with another employee, romance w/manager, horseplay at work, spit, X boyfriends, forget to wash hands after restroom, and an entitled feeling. The robots won't smile and be friendly, but that is normal now anyways...







