Because, of course, fucking Heavy Metal up your ass!
Some of them are undeniable, others, what do you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHfB7_7BvDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGQbLSLAK2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwGr9grNXL4
Nintendo is selling their IPs to Microsoft and this is true because:
http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=221391&page=1