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how did samus win? ..no sh!t

samus history in gaming..

Throw a b!tch on a planet to fend for herself.
she loses all her abilities(for the most part).
she goes and looks for her abilities.
kills the last guy and has to get on her ship and bounce b4 the planet blows up.

the end

 

dont get me wrong i like the metroid games. but number one?

makes me want to throw up all this fat tire i been drinking tonight



I am WEEzY. You can suck my Nintendo loving BALLS!

 

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