If "Shovelware" is the name of the game,

[Parokki]

Actually I also have a Gamecube, Xbox, PS1, PS2, and Game Boy, but who's counting? =P

I kinda assumed it was going to be on the Wii, since shovelware is such a popular buzzword amongst anti-Wii people. A flash game on the PC would probably be the most likely to actually exist, though.