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Acevil said:
ironmanDX said:
My brother was annoyed at me once. I did something good at school... I can't quite remember what. Probably something mediocre.. I was in primary school, elementary school for others.

He got jealous of the attention, pushed me in the lake and I nearly drowned.

Thankfully, I had long hair and my dad just reacted quickly. He pulled my ass out of the lake, by my hair and put me on the bridge... Or whatever we were standing on mid lake. My douche brother had to swap clothes with me. It was perfect punishment. I was obviously soaked from head to toe on the somewhat cold day.

I know you were kids, but um your brother might need some help for almost killing you. 

Too late for that. He also used to start fires, capture bugs and watch spiders eat them and wet the bed. In hindsight... My parents were in denial. He is turning 30 this year though and turned out fine.

 

Thank God.