What was Microsoft thinking when it got into videogames?

[NintendoMan]

2000

 Bill Gates: Look at this shit load of money, what should we do?
Other Guy #1: hey dude, hey why dont we uh make a game machine or something
Other guy#2: sure, will it play weed
Bill Gates: Idiot, but good idea, lets make one

2005

Bill Gates: We've lost billions but like what should we do
Other Guy#1: do it again dude, woah look at my hand
BG: Sure
Douche: what about windows vista

BG: Screw it, we can fix it later with service packs, just get the xbox done and done fast

Douche: What about quality control, testing, more time to design the hardware right

BG: Nah, rush it for this christmas

Douche: For f*** sake