Why would my doctor do this to me?

[barneystinson69]

FattyDingDong said:

 

So I will try to make this as short as I can. A few weeks ago I went in to see my doctor and he spoke to me in a much different tone than usual .. I could sense something was wrong, as he looked very sad. I started getting worried and asked him what was up, and he proceeded to tell me that my blood test results are here and that I have cancer. I was astonished! I am 23 years old I'm super healthy and I regularly see my doctor. I started panicking.. He grabbed my hands and said all we can do now is fight hard and beat it. I was about to pass out that's how shocked I was. …And then he abruptly starts laughing and says “April fools you asshole! and payback for last year!!” (Last year I had pulled a prank on him and told him that somebody had smashed his BMW outside his office). I jumped out of my chair and started shouting "oh no you didn’t!"  But I was in so much relief you have no idea! I wasn't even mad at him I was just happy that it was a prank and that I didn’t actually have cancer.  To reassure me he showed me the real blood results, which showed that I was in good health.  

Do you guys think I should get back at him for this.. Or maybe I should stop because we are even now. 

PS, Yes this is a real story unfortunately, Im pretty close to my doctor ive known him for years now but I never imagined he would do such a thing, but he got me good that’s all I can say..

No offense, but you've been such an asshole here with some of the stuff you've posted before, you deserved it. I mean really, that prank you pulled a few months back on that person (I don't remember if it was your brother or cousin or something)? That was just saddening! Look I'm not saying anyone deserve's cancer; what I'm saying is that you need to grow up! What you've posted here makes me think that you like to either try to start some discussion thats create's flame wars, or that you simply want attention for no reason, and that you make this shit up!

And as for the cancer thing, don't try to turn it into a joke. I've known many who've suffered from it before; and if my doctor did the same thing to me, I'd tell them to fuck off!

 

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