a.l.e.x00 on 17 May 2008
By the way, I revised it. Tell me what you think. Like, insult it, and criticize it, so I can do it better. I WANT CRITICISM!
Sonic the Hedgehog sucks. It sucks beyond imagination. It super sucks, so super fucking much, it would make a black hole explode. Now, you might be wondering, is it really, that bad? Well, no. It's fucking worse. How bad? Like, is it the tyrannical king, of excruciatingly, atrocious Sonic games? Unassailably, but it doesn't even stop there. No. This pile of hedgehog shit, is one of the worst video games, I have ever played, in my entire life. This game, is the most repugnant, detestable, ignominy, of the entire Universe, and forever beyond it. Is it bad? No. This game, is portentously, fucking horrible!
