1. Mario (thought Knack killed that bitch)
2. Halo 2017 (343i killed that bitch)
3. Uncharted (I'm gay but I somehow prefer Lara over Drake)
4. Flappy Birds 2: The Flappening (pre-order cancelled after I found out the Bird was a female and the game is secretly promoting domestic abuse)
5. Anything made from Activision, Ubisoft, SE, Capcom, etc. I'm not exactly sure why I'm hating them but I just do.