I'm Moving to America :-)

[d21lewis]

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SamuelRSmith said:

The United Kingdom, and Hong Kong

You lived in the UK and are moving the New Jersey? Alrighty then :P

Stay within the following and you'll be fine.

• Don't bring your wallet out at night, Ignore the racists,
• don't have ambition to land a good job,
• don't have kids, like ever
• If you knock someone up, don't expect to be able to afford to educate her kid
• get a job that provides health insurance or own your own health insurance company,
• never get sick, even if you have health insurance
• don't expect to afford to go back to University. If you do, slap yourself.
• Ignore racists and if they beat you up, ignore it. Also don't visit a hospital after being beaten.
• Chris Christie
• Donald Trump
• Billary Clinton
• I hope your vegetarian, or else enjoy spending $9.99 a lb on beef.
• Don't expect to live near or make friends with a large amount of people outside your ethnic grouping.

As a black guy living in Georgia, virtually nothing you said (outside of the names) actually applies to me. Guess I'm lucky!