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d21lewis said:
When you arrive, make sure they give you your free gun and mustache. The last few people forgot to ask and it took them months to get their complimentary stuff. The mustache is optional but go ahead and take it, anyway. If you don't like it, you can always shave it off.

Glad to have you!

I said I'm moving to NYC. I don't think the free gun rule applies there They have a stall outside the airport, anybody who approaches gets immediately handed over to ICE. No sanctuary for them.