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hershel_layton on 12 February 2016
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spurgeonryan said:
hershel_layton said:

The South American Goliath birdeater

This big boy reaches the size of a puppy.

 

Keep it with me. Throw it at slow walkers in my school... or annoying kids. Keep its fangs extra sharp and poisonous.

Train it to play fetch! No web!

I'd make sure it goes after the smell of my blood. Murder anyone who hurts me.



 

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