No. Absolutely not. With your purchase of the one box you would cause an alteration of the cosmological constant and the universe as we know it would cease to exist. Order and chaos out of balance not only mankind would cease to exist, but all live in the universe, all its inhabitant spirits cast into the sinister realm of the void. A maelstrom of malice and torment eternally. Purgatory.
You cannot want this. To be responsible for the destruction and suffering of countless worlds and souls. Do the right thing. Don't give in to the deceptive temptation that is the soothing green sown by diabolical forces, sown on to the soil of this once untainted world. You must not give in, be strong, so purity can prevail once more!
Hunting Season is done...
