An Unbiased Review: Titanfall

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Hi Pilots! Yes, I still fucking play Titanfall! You should, too.

So in Titanfall when the match is won, the game doesn't just end like it does in other MP shooters. Titanfall gives the losing team one last chance to stick their tongues out at the team who just beat them, and the winning team gets one more crack at embarrassing the losing team. I speak of course, of the Evac.

A spot is designated on the map to both teams and a timer starts for the drop ship to arrive. The losing team must reach and board the ship to leave the match and get a little bonus. The winning team tries to kill pilots before they board or, failing that, destroy the drop ship itself. That requires multiple Titans going HAM on the drop ship though, it's got serious armor.

So anyway, there is an achievement in the game tied to this Evac period, titled "I Killed Them All". You simply must single handedly kill every member of the losing team trying to evac. I have spent hundreds and hundreds of hours on Titanfall and have come oh so close a few times but I always miss by one kill. Well boys and girls, my penis will be hard for the rest of the day because this morning I got it.

Now, I got lucky that two of the guys left right before Evac, leaving only four pilots. I had already punched one while in my Titan and shot the other one before this video picks up.

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I checked the score board to see who was left and that's when I saw I had a chance. I wanted to kill the guy in the Titan before he could eject and launch himself towards the drop ship, when the other remaining guy started shooting at me. After I shot him I got pretty excited, but was still able to crack off a Gooser to get the achievement. Just some small DLC stuff left to clean up and after 500+ hours I will finally have all of them.

GOTG.