Are you a Cat slave or Dog lover? poll.

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Wright said:

BraLoD said:

Shadow1980 said:
Neither. They're both smelly, messy, and often destructive, and in the case of dogs they're obnoxious because they bark at everything. They're wastes of time and money. And there's no point getting attached to them because they might only live 15 years tops.

Seriously, you don't know how much fun can be having a pet.

 

You can get laid even when being terrible with women, for starters.

 

You can't be terrible if you're being laid... You're... Resourceful!