1) Trump sucks. Read this again. Now, if you disagree, you can always visit a psychologist and let him teach you why anyone with a brain and a decent moral system would be against Trump.
2) Hillary sucks as well. Her presidency would probably be as bad as her sex life.
3) Bernie sucks too(just so no one thinks I'm a pro-liberal or pro-conservative here). He's like that kid in fourth grade who promised hour long recess, free lunch(junk food only), and no homework. Sounds fun, but it'll ruin us all.
4) Carson is trash. Should've stayed a doctor.
5) Cruz is probably the ugliest looking guy I've ever soon. Holy crap is he ugly. He looks like Freddy Kruger after plastic surgery.
6) "But X is good for our country!" To be honest, most of the candidates suck. Deal with it. If we actually wanted to help our country, we'd find people that wouldn't constantly restart everything the previous president have and start another project. We won't go anywhere if the Dumbocrats and Retardicans keep going at each other like this.
That's why I'm voting for John Cena. Over 35 years old, US citizen, accepts everyone, doesn't care for religion, and does what's best.
Now that's who you should be voting for.
#2kCena
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12/22/2016- Made a bet with Ganoncrotch that the first 6 months of 2017 will be worse than 2016. A poll will be made to determine the winner. Loser has to take a picture of them imitating their profile picture.







