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People are tired of politicians ruining America so we should get a businessman in there. The same way we're tired of pilots crashing planes so we should give plumbers a try.

Trump is like a popular frat boy running for class president. He doesn't have to give any specifics on anything. All he has to do is remind everyone how awesome he is and how he'll invite everyone to party at his huge house after he's in office. The guy has not said a single thing regarding policy yet. He just tells people he's gonna be stern with our enemies and fawn over him. "I'm gonna build a wall on our southern border between we and Mexico and I'm gonna make Mexico pay for it!" Yeah, that sounds about right. Let's vote for that guy! "We should ban all Muslims from entering America until we can figure out what's going on!" What does that even mean? And why are all Muslims supposed to answer because some Muslims a-holes become terrorists? Then you talk to a Trump supporter about slavery and their quick response is "I had nothing to do with that!"  

This guy is a billionaire who's never been to war and has never read the bible yet he's convinced war-mongering bible-thumpers that "Nobody is better at war than me!" (<- his quote) and that his book second only to the Bible (A book from which he struggled to quote the shortest verse that's known by people who don't even know how to read. Trump is playing all his supporters. He sees what being a right-wing political mouthpiece has done for Sarah Palin's pockets and he wants a piece of the action. 



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A mouse & keyboard are made for sending email and typing internet badassery. Not for playing video games!!!