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Design: An extremely glossy console made of glass. It will also look like an Xbone One with a tumor.

Controller: Only PS4 controllers and keyboards will work. have fun trying to use your wii remote.

Games: What's that? You want a new IP from third-party? We'll bring Five Night's at Freddy's then!

Backwards compatibility: The console will not work with NX games. As Iwata-san used to say, "please understand".

Price: With the helps of experts such as Trump, we've agreed on a small pricetag of a million dollars.



 

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12/22/2016- Made a bet with Ganoncrotch that the first 6 months of 2017 will be worse than 2016. A poll will be made to determine the winner. Loser has to take a picture of them imitating their profile picture.