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Name: Wii (Fuck) U
Games: Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival HD Remix Director's Cut / amiibo Party / amiibo Land / Zombi amiibo / amiibo Kart / Metroid Prime: amiibo Force / The Legend of Zelda: Twilight amiibo / The Legend of Zelda: amiibo of Time / Kirby and the Rainbow amiibo / Super Smash amiibo / Pokémon White amiibo & Pokémon Black amiibo / amiibo Simulator / Sin & Punishment: Star amiibo / Ice amiibo / amiibo Chronicles X / Super Mario 3D amiibo / Pikmin 3 amiibo Edition / Mario Party No online amiibo Edition HD 64 3D / Shin Megami amiibo / The Wonderful 10amiibo / Reggie's SiNG Party with amiibo & Knuckles featuring Dante from Devil May Cry series / Code Name amiibo / F-amiibo
Target audience: Aborted kids
What it would look like: double the size of the Wii U
Hardware: upgraded Wii hardware with 720p 30fps only
New concept: amiibo amiibo amiibo amiibo amiibo amiibo amiibo
Controler: amiibo with one single button to turn off the console, because you play everything by touching your amiibo into a amiibo scanning device sold separately for $199
Price: $599