Johnw1104 on 21 January 2016
I'd name it the wii wii, market it to retirement homes, go back to the Wii controls and install a life alert button onto the controllers themselves, encase it in a rotary phone that you use to physically dial in the LAN connection as our only online support, and sell it at $400. Included would be an antique, sterling silver dialing wand necessary to operate the rotary dial, thus precluding any significant price drops.
About one day after release I'd be quoted as saying "The Wii wii is not our future" and announce the upcoming successor "Wii U He She".
