The solar system appears to have a new ninth planet. Today, two scientists announced evidence that a body nearly the size of Neptune—but as yet unseen—orbits the sun every 15,000 years.

[The Fury]

Riiiight. I believe that there is a planet in exact perfect orbit on the other side of the sun. I call it Counter Earth (in honour of Herbert Wyndham). It's there, we just can't see it.