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I'd keep pumping out Halo, Forza and Gears every year until I'd destroyed the franchises completely and interest in the Xbox brand waned. As this was happening, I'd be testing the waters with my favorite pornstars, to see who I'd like to travel with the most. To Oslo. Helsinki. Various tropical destinations. After I'd decided on my favorite hooker, I'd head back to the U.S. for a meeting with Big Deez Productions to secure exclusive rights to Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn, and smoke some ecstasy pills with my stepson Kaleb.



- "If you have the heart of a true winner, you can always get more pissed off than some other asshole."