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I bought mom and dad a bigass tv as a co-birthday and Mother/Father Day gift. It's nice and we watched the first two Indiana Jones movies over the weekend in preparation for the new Indy movie.

Then last night I stressed her out and made her cry by telling her I'm considering joining the National Guard. I wasn't thinking about it being M-day when I told her, so I probably should have waited to do that today. Sorry Ma!!!



"I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself."