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I just called my mom at 11:20 pm, to sing her the "Treat Your Mother Right" by Mr. T. I only sang the chorus though:

Mother
There is no other
Like mother
So treat her right, treat her right.

She didn't think it was funny. What a bitch.

If anybody's looking for a last minute Mother's Day treat, use this song: