Like Foshoryuken said. Short and sweet, and good delivery. Work on developing your character's own personality, too, not just AVGN 2.0.
"Seriously, it's about as fun as having your grandpa stomp on your testicles."
"Fun? Yeah, fun like getting shot in the kidney is fun."
"Good game? I guess, if your definition of 'good game' is 'diluted anal seepage''.
"I'd rather rip my eyes out with a spork than have to look at this game's graphics''
''Basically, at this point, the game was so bad that the only thing that kept me going was imagining myself beating the shit out a bunch of six year olds"
"And the music...(silence). I really don't even want to talk about the music. Imagine the guy who does Iago's voice singing Rafe songs, sped up to sound like Alvin and the chipmunks. I'd rather listen to that all day then have to endure this game's worthless excuse for music. Seriously, it was getting to the point where I was considering shoving toothpicks in my ears to burst my own eardrums."
Stuff like that. You can be graphic/angry/etc without sounding like something that popped out of the AVGN's ass.
Crusty VGchartz old timer who sporadically returns & posts. Let's debate nebulous shit and expand our perpectives. Or whatever.
