97 Advantages of being female

[SvennoJ]

DonFerrari said:

Aielyn said:

I'm pretty sure the author is male. I wasn't as confident about it until I got to number 14.

"14. If I marry and quit my job and enjoy a leisurely life with light housework and then later divorce I will be given half of the marital assets."

"a leisurely life with light housework".

You could hire babysitters and maids and your wife do absolute nothing but still request half the money. So?

Or the ex-husband could empty the bank accounts, hide the money and cheat on his tax returns to avoid paying alimony. Meanwhile the ex-wife is trying to make ends meet through food stamps living in community housing with the 2 kids, unable to afford lawyer fees. That's a true story.

Btw, nowadays half of the marital assets is half of the debt...