Describe your favorite game, and make it sound as bad as possible.

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SvennoJ said:
You play something in the form of salt shaker. The graphics are too cheap to include hands. The object of the game is to push the right stick forward until the end while listening to some hipster classical ditty. Sometimes you see another person yet they can't understand you. They serve no other purpose than to annoyingly beep at you until you pretend to be afk, it's the worst kind of filler content you'll ever see.

The game has very lengthy loading times with some ugly pictures trying to distract you from the long wait. Not that it's worth it, all levels are pretty much the same in a different color, just push forward. Sometimes you need to use the jump button as well, but it's so forgiving it might as well be automatic. There is some excitement when you get to slide forward instead of walk which at least speeds things up a bit. However you'll get punished for it later as the reverse happens and the game slows you down with a cheap wind trick while taking away the jump ability.

The game is extremely easy, you can only die once, by wind, seriously. Then you can suddenly fly, only forward, which changes back into a forceful slow walk. The end.

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