You control a greedy drunken squirrel whose only wish is to get home.
To accomplish this task you have to complete countless repetitive tasks, such as manipulating a sentient pitchfork to kill dozens of evasive haystacks, bring back a beehive with built in missile launchers that keeps getting stolen from its whiny royal owner, ride a bull to try and force three cows to empty their bowels into a well only to have them killed one by one after they have completed their task, move back and fourth avoiding danger to overfeed a mouse with cheese until it explodes, kill an opera singing pile of poo by feeding it rolls of toilet paper, sacrifice a baby dinosaur by gaining its sympathy and patiently leading it to a crushing-machine, ride a t-rex to defeat a giant caveman by continuously chewing his bottom, kill a vampire by feeding him enough rebellious villagers for him to accidentally fall into his own meat-grinder, endure a sudden war by killing countless armed teddy bears and avoiding airstrikes and, finally, defeat a world-threatening alien by grabbing his tail and throwing him out of your spacecraft numerous times.
Needless to say, a more tedious video game is hard to find.
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