If you given large amount of money in exchange for not playing video games

[rocketpig]

Bodhesatva said:

I'm going to have this as mine: 

"Played Halo, Unreal Tournament, and Half Life. I was THERE man. I was there."  

But in the case of Halo, you only get props if you played it with the ginormous controller. There would have to be a footnote there, I think.

Oh, and UT and HL need a footnote that said "PS/2 keyboard, bitches! 3 keys at once FTW!"

That seems fitting, though a little long.