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One of the great things about getting older (like 26 is old >_>) and being out of college is it takes much less to get you drunk.

I use to bring a bottle of Jose to a party and just put a straw in it back during my Sophomore year when I was in my prime and I would be set for the night. Now I can have a Shiner or two (hooray for Texas) and I'm good.