These new "metrics" provided by publishers all around are turning sales talk into worthless bullshit. Without clear shipped/sold through numbers or 1:1 revenue comparison, everything becomes so fuckin blurred to "casuals" when each side skewes the results into their favor. There is not any kind of consensus anymore. I feel bad for all the "good" people, those who put their mind into analyzing objectively using their experience and past knowledge, to get buried by masses of skewed bullshit.
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198
