In Italy when someone has some money but doesn't know how to spend it young people are use to ironically suggest to buy a huge ammount of popular candies called Goleador which are sold for 10 cents in packages of 2 candies each. Now what would be a better occasion than the acquisition of the company who made Candy Crush to make some crazy calculations?
as of today 5.9 bilion US dollars are 5382033131.43€ that translates into 538203313143cents and 53820331314 Goleador packages affordable which becomes 107640662628 single candies and every single one of them has a nutritional value of 24 kcal for a total of 2.5833759*10^12 kcal, that's enough to eat an average 2100 kcal a day for 1230179001 days or if you prefer 3368046 years :v