pokoko on 25 October 2015
Far Cry x Mario
You're a young, rich, asshole plumber who lands on an island with a warlord turtle who kidnaps your entire entourage. You watch as your brother, Luigi, gets shot in the head right in front of you. You have to brave the jungles while siding with one faction and murdering the other faction by the dozens. You get high a couple of times on some grade-A tribal narcotics.
For some reason, it turns out you're a natural killing machine of death.
