OMFG!!!!!
I was not chosen for the beta and yeah I was mad salty....but.....I can't believe this
Because of this thread, I went to my email and checked all the folders and.....they fuckin sent me the beta code 22nd October, I cannot believe this. I must thank Trucks even if this was just unbelievable coincidence.
Downloading now, I'm coming oh I'm coming
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198
