This year there is no Tier 2-launch-one time sell-in so XB1 numbers most likely aren't pretty. MS was happy to shout in every PR-talk how XB1 is tracking ahead of X360 but that utopia is coming to an end. Now all they can give is the Live numbers and the future of Live is not looking bright on the shoulders of XB1. How long are X360 Live Gold Members going to keep their subscriptions, not for long and XB1 cannot make up the difference with the way it is selling. The growth of Live is on PC and other smart devices, not on Xbox hardware.
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198
