I give DQB (retail+digital) a small chance since DQH did so well on PS4. Vita is definitely a problem but...but but you never know. First off, DQB needs to be really high quality game, PS4 bundle and tremendous word-of-mouth for great legs and to hijack current Minecraft players. FW preferably +400k, SW around 130k, then drop relatively slowly to 10-20k grind region. Yeah, it's difficult but there has been bigger miracles in recent history.
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198
