KingdomHeartsFan on 01 October 2015
pokoko said: I can just imagine that pitch to Microsoft. "So then the little girl--" "Little girl? Make it a teenage boy." "Okay ... uh. So then the boy tells the dinosaurs--" "No way, he needs to be cool. Give him a sword and let him fight, too." "But the dinosaurs would crush--" "Make it dragons, then, so they can fly." "But that's--" "And add some techno music." "That's fucking stu--" "And a cyborg version of John Cena as DLC." |
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