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pokoko said:
I can just imagine that pitch to Microsoft.

"So then the little girl--"
"Little girl? Make it a teenage boy."
"Okay ... uh. So then the boy tells the dinosaurs--"
"No way, he needs to be cool. Give him a sword and let him fight, too."
"But the dinosaurs would crush--"
"Make it dragons, then, so they can fly."
"But that's--"
"And add some techno music."
"That's fucking stu--"
"And a cyborg version of John Cena as DLC."

GOTY