Gamecube and runner-up Vita. For Vita there are legit reasons why it didn't become a success but for GC only petty reasons. 3rd party support was not too great but it would have been if GC had better sales. I really think the indigo color, wacky looking controller and lack of 2D-Mario doomed the console. GC was powerful and CHEAP, short load times, good controller, Wavebird, all-time-great games like Remake, F-Zero GX, Wind Waker, RE4, Melee, Metroid Prime........fuck, the more I think about it, just no...nonono......but nowadays we can hope the next Assassin's Creed or Fallout not to be too buggy on launch, yeah that's some real gaming evolution right there
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198
