My specialty isn't apple pie, but girls love my pie. I like to save the pie for last though. When I'm with a lovely lady, I like to start off with a nice dinner. Maybe some wine. Then in the end, after we've exhausted our time and I'm satisfied with what she offers, I let her have my cream pie. I don't give my pie to everyone. Sometimes the woman just isn't doing it for me. Then I have to explain to her that its not her fault, its mine. Then I send her on her way without having any pie.













