You Vs OP (based on your usernames)

[d21lewis]

Neodegenerate said:

d21lewis said:
I have the ability to take what you said and make it suit my purpose and then, without changing a single word, twist your words to mean something totally opposite. It's a power known as "mind bending".

Plus I have a PhD. A pretty huge dick.

You only included the last line because the OP has "girl" in her username.  Admit it!

I realized I didn't put anything username related so I had to make up something.  It is pretty big and juicy, though. I'm rather proud of it.