Why USA never jumped the soccer bandwagon?

[KLAMarine]

Johnw1104 said:

KLAMarine said:

Because soccer sucks. There's almost no scoring hence at times I like calling it f0-0tball.

Lets not head down that road man... Nothing is so guaranteed to lead to endless, pointless squabbling as debating which sport is "better". They're all different, and that's why it's great that there's so many of them.

Who's squabbling? I'm just expressing my opinion.