Metroid needs (and deserves) a reboot. Caution - Lots of gifs!

[Lawlight]

spemanig said:

Lawlight said:
Any reason why Samus should be SJWed? Do we need more brunettes in video games? Do blondes with decent sized breasts not exist in the real world?

...what the hell are you even going on about?

If you read my post you'd understand but you didn't. Anyway, I'm asking you again - why can't Samus be blonde?