Metroid needs (and deserves) a reboot. Caution - Lots of gifs!

[Frogger]

Samus Aran said:

The only change Metroid needs is her being lesbian or bi-sexual. They can reveal it in a similar way they revealed she was a woman almost 30 years ago.

This would give Metroid a lot of free media attention and it would be hot as hell.

That's stupid. Metroid isn't some teen rom-com. Samus's sexual orientation is irrelevant. Nobody gives a shit who's she gets the hots for.