Metroid needs (and deserves) a reboot. Caution - Lots of gifs!

[Samus Aran]

AlfredoTurkey said:
No reboot is needed. Give us an HD, modern Prime 4 with online multiplayer that uses two analog sticks and we're good.

No, Metroid Prime's combat revolves around strafing.

Go away with your inferior dual analog control set-up. We already have dozens of mediocre FPS every year.