OK, once again it is time for this immortal manipulative narrative to surface. This is straight up bullshit, like it has always been and will always be when there is clear agenda to be driven. There are too many factors in play which makes it humanly impossible to end up with reliable conclusion. Just think about the valuation process of 31,000 titles, how the hell could that be even remotely accurate, lol. If it's 2015 slap $60 on it, if it's 2014 slap $50, how about 1996? How about the data of downloaded copies, it cannot be anything but a wild guess. They mention $74 billion, now if they would have presented a different number like $90 billion or $60 billion would people have called bs? No because any of those three numbers are as accurate/inaccurate and they can pretty much present any number they want.
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198
