WC4Life on 01 August 2015
Sounds really bad, 50€ a year is enough and this is not good for consumer trust. I guess I should go and extend my subscription 3-4 years forward.
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198
