WC4Life on 28 July 2015
NES was the first console I had. First and only game I had for awhile was Probotector also known as Contra. Good memories. I'm pretty sure I played some Gen 2 games before that.
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198
