Ah, really, I don't care, as long as it's something different. Kratos wakes up in present times and has to do something about Greece's economy, maybe. Maybe he's retired to a cottage in the country-side but then Loki kidnaps his cat. Maybe he decides he wants to be the Pirate King.
Perhaps Kratos goes missing and his maid, the attractive yet spunky Sakura-chan, has to bring him back from the abyss so that she can get her paycheck and keep from being evicted from her apartment, where she lives with her sickly little brother. She takes up her master's weapons and uses them against gods, demons, collection agents, and civil servants. She also receives guidance from Kratos's cat (see above).








